"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction) 07/01/2020 at 20:20 • Filed to: None

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/01/2020 at 20:30

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dumpsterfire! > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/01/2020 at 20:33

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The trophy wife with a child has a much better future than one without, when you marry a toady billionaire.  

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/01/2020 at 20:34

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He looks like some surprised cave creature that’s just been discovered and snapped

ranwhenparked > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/01/2020 at 20:37

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This is a perfect example of being overly preoccupied with “could” instead of “should”.

Though, admittedly, 89 is like 65 in billionaire years.

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/01/2020 at 20:40

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I wonder how many problems that kid will have due to his father’s old-ass swimmers.

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(yes, yes, I’m well aware of the relevant XKCD.)

WilliamsSW > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/01/2020 at 20:40

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You just know he had some “help”.

For Sweden > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/01/2020 at 20:48

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Milky > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/01/2020 at 20:51

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Lol, his dick didn't do that.  

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/01/2020 at 21:00

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It think its a Bill Burr bit from 20 years ago

“you have to put the will on the headboard”

(oh this is disgusting... oh a house in Miami )

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > WilliamsSW 07/01/2020 at 21:14

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I will be 56 in a couple of weeks. When I consider the state of things, and think 33 years down the road, I must conclude that you are very likely entirely correct.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/01/2020 at 21:14

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Can you say prenuptial agreement?

smobgirl > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/01/2020 at 21:15

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Nah, that’s the pool boy’s kid.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > For Sweden 07/01/2020 at 21:23

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And by hot you mean repulsive in form and precedent.

For Sweden > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 07/01/2020 at 21:24

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No I mean an open relationship

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > For Sweden 07/01/2020 at 21:25

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How else?

For Sweden > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 07/01/2020 at 21:30

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That I do not know

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > For Sweden 07/01/2020 at 21:40

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I don't want to know, on second thought.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Milky 07/01/2020 at 23:06

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Milky > Snuze: Needs another Swede 07/02/2020 at 08:48

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Both hilarious and gross 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Dead_Elvis, Inc. 07/02/2020 at 09:29

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Not to mention the fact that his dad will be gone by the time he’s in kindergarten...

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2020 at 09:55

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Perhaps.  But he’s still bangin’ his trophy-model-wife and we’re not...

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/02/2020 at 09:57

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I had a friend in college whos dad passed when he was 8 and thought thats super rough. It wasn’t for a year later that I learned there was an almost 30year difference between his parents and his dad was 62.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 07/02/2020 at 09:58

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Can one really “bang” at that age? I feel like it’d have to be done in a clinical setting with as little motion as possible.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2020 at 10:02

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Yeah, I will concede that point. One has to imagine that some “apparatus” might be involved. With medical monitoring and oversight perhaps. And likely while the actual wife is away at the spa.

But, still...

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 07/02/2020 at 10:06

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30 years?! Wow. You always wonder what the story is when a 50 year old gets together with a 20 year old...

My dad’s dad died before he was born (a blood infection). His older brothers had to grow up really quick (he’s the youngest of 8) . I can’t imagine not having a dad as a kid... He’s been a great father to me , and I’ve still got him (he’ll be 83 this year). So glad my kids have him around (my dad’s mom died just before I was born, so I didn’t get to know her either ).

Dr_Watson > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/02/2020 at 11:30

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Its amazing what people will do for money.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Dr_Watson 07/02/2020 at 11:41

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And who. LOL

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/02/2020 at 12:17

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Its hard to put those in context back then when death was so much more common from common infections even up to the 1950s .

there was a comedian “death do us part was easier when only half made it to 40.”

Oh it was odd. she was 20 YO hairdresser and he a late 40s divorced local businessman with a boat.

Other weird one was a girfriends dad had his 6th kid with his 4th wife. and the current wife was only a few years older than her oldest sister. Parties were interesting with all the little subtle jabs among the adult kids at “mom”.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 07/02/2020 at 12:25

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Oof... yeah, that gets very awkward when you’re with someone the age of your kids.

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/02/2020 at 19:06

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The absence of Ecclestone as a parent w ould be a plus.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Dead_Elvis, Inc. 07/02/2020 at 19:26

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I’m afraid you might be right. 

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Dr_Watson 07/04/2020 at 15:28

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Like bone a troll.